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“…and we’re done?”
“You give up that easy?”
“There’s two things I don’t do, I don’t start a major land war in Asia and I don’t get fight people I can’t hurt.”
“I know for a fact you’ve done both of those things.”
“How do you know that?”
“I can read your mind.”
“Oh.”
“Just oh?”
“My girlfriend and my best friend’s wife are both telepaths.”
“That doesn’t bother you?”
“My life’s an open book.”
“I rather doubt that.”
“It is to them.”
Suddenly the door slammed open and six feet plus of pink haired fury stormed into the room.
“Where’s the slut?”
Poison, the world’s greatest assassin raised an eyebrow. “What slut?”
“Well I’m assuming the gorgeous naked redhead with the enormous boobs but I don’t want to rule out any invisible sluts.”
“Are you that paranoid that now you worry about invisible sluts?”
“You worry about invisible piranha.” Magenta retorted.
“That’s different” Poison protested “I’ve been attacked by invisible Piranha.”
