The Archer, the Rogue and the Witch

I hate Feudalism an AI art image by Doug X

I used to date an archer
he could always hit the mark
but only during daylight
he was clueless in the dark

I used to date a ranger
he would always find the spot
but he lacked firepower
though he gave it all he got

I used to date a fighter
and he had quite the sword
but he wasn’t much for subtlety
and I started getting bored

I used to date a rogue
and he could really stab my back
but though it’s cliche he snuck around
and he accidentally got fracked

I used to date a necromancer
and he was quite well read
but eventually I got tired
of pretending I was dead

I used to date a lot of men
till a trap my gender switched
and now I’ve settled in a triad
with a druid and a witch