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My Amazon obsession. No not that one, get your mind out of the gutter ;) No not that one either. You have a seriously warped mind…we should hang out ;)
What I am trying to say is that my current Amazon obsession, the thing I want to buy, think about buying, am convinced will make me happy that I have no objective use for, is a reimagining of an action figure I had when I was a kid. Grimsword by NECA, a seven inch armor covered bad ass with a serious obsession with snakes.
But I am now a writer, I tell my stories in my head and share them with the world, no longer created by having tiny figures bash each other with swords. I also go to HEMA and occasionally bash other people with actual swords while they try to do the same with me. In other words, this serves no purpose and is a complete waste of $39.95.
So why do I want it so damn much?
