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Is a Centaur Hung Like a Horse

Doug X
2 min readJul 28, 2024
Minotaur an AI art image by Doug X

There’s a question
I have pondered
when I was drinking
and my mind did wander

Is a centaur hung like a horse
or snug like a faun
or even worse
is it inside out or all dispersed
is a centaur hung like a horse

Does asking this make me perverse
I’m not speculating for the voyeurs
I just want to know the mathematics
and contemplate the biological mechanics

Is a centaur hung like a horse
or snug like a faun
or even worse
is it inside out or all dispersed
is a centaur hung like a horse

Chiron tutored swift Achilles
but we all know he wasn’t much for fillies
was that Centaur also swift or did he take is slow
with his giant wedding tackle found below

Is a centaur hung like a horse
or snug like a faun
or even worse
is it inside out or all dispersed
is a centaur hung like a horse

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Doug X
Doug X

Written by Doug X

Doug X is a writer of books, songs and incisive political articles.

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