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You can date a drow elf
if you like a little pain
but I’m telling you the truth my friend
I’ll never date a succubus again
Succubi are lovely
and they’re demons in the sack
but they’re not much for conversation
and they’ll always stab you in the back
You can date a dwarf girl
if you don’t mind her beard
and it’s fine to like mind flayers
though it gets a little weird
But don’t you date a succubus
even though she’s a perfect ten
with the sweetest lips and biggest
I’ll never date a succubus again
Succubi are lovely
and they’re demons in the sack
but they’re not much for conversation
and they’ll always stab you in the back
You can date a hive mind
and you’ll never be alone
you can date a mad scientist
and have a threesome with her clone
