I would do Anything for Trump (But I won’t do that)

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And I would do anything for Trump
I’d put this country through Hell and back
I would do anything for Trump
I’d gladly lie to you but that’s a fact
But I can’t believe he asked me what he did right now
Oh no, no way

And I would do anything for Trump
Oh I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that
No, I won’t do that

Some days the laws break easy
Some days the laws break hard
Some days there’s no law at all and those that never end
Some nights you roll out tear gas
Some nights you kidnap protesters
Some nights you terrorize Portland like it’s never been
Maybe I’m crazy, but it’s crazy and it’s true
No one else can save the U.S. no one else but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long as Putin’s dreams are coming true
You’d better believe it, that I would do