So this article is about the third in my series of shirts inspired by fantasy roleplaying games. I like funny shirts. I like to come up with things I think are funny (reasonable people may disagree) and so I love to make t-shirts and put them up on zazzle.
Due to a variety of factors, I usually only sell a few shirts a year. But I have the most custom tailored wardrobe that even billionaires can’t claim, for I have created almost every shirt I wear these days. ;)
Anyway the third in the series, as I was saying, is a shirt for the fighter class.
Using the AI art image of an orc fighter I created and a quote inspired by Dirty Harry. It says “It takes you 30 seconds to cast your fancy spell. It takes me a few seconds to swing my blade. Do you feel lucky mage?”
Anyway if you have a good roleplaying game story involving fighters or some constructive criticism of the design please post in the comments.