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“So we’re being invaded. By whom? By this dark haired sorceress, a letch, an innocent, and a bitch?
That’s the invasion force that has you nearly vanquished? Pathetic.” Kendra sneered at them in the way a beautiful woman can to make men feel completely inadequate.
“And their pet” Percival volunteered helpfully.
“The dragon turtle slumped unconscious in the corner?” Kendra asked her voice dripping in ironic contempt.
It’s not a ….” Tom started to say but this time both Percival and Stoppard covered his mouth and wrestled him to the ground.
“She’s not a sorceress” Phil said.
“Of course she is.”
“I mean she’s not just a sorceress…never mind” Phil said rolling his eyes.
“All right, the grownups are home, so you’re going to have to let Edmund go and get out of my kingdom.”
“I’m afraid not” Lorelei said. “Though you can have your…what did you call it? Edmund? Yes you can have your Edmund back” and giving him a light kiss on the cheek she shoved him in the back sending him stumbling towards the succubus who deftly moved out of his way.
“Thanks” he said vaguely.
